World War I as Explained Through Superpoke! Actions
Austro-Hungary has bitch slapped Serbia
Russia has oh snap'd Serbia
Russia has lightsabered Austro-Hungary
Germany has drop kicked Russia
Germany has drop kicked France
Germany has drop kicked Belgium
Britain has oh snap'd Belgium
Germany has submarine blockaeded Britain
Germany has pwnd the Lusitania
Britain has mustard gassed Germany
Britain has mustard gassed Britain
Canada has tickled Germany
Australia has bitch slapped the Otttoman Empire
The Ottoman Empire has lightsabered Australia
Germany has Zimmer Telegrammed Mexico
America has drop kicked France
Canada has thrown a sheep at Germany
The Communist Party has dry humped Russia
Russia has blown a kiss at Germany
The Entente Cordiale has spanked the Triple Axis
Britain has high fiiiived America
America has licked Britain
Canada has hugged Britain
Germany has paid reparations to France
Germany has paid reparations to Belgium
Germany has paid reparations to America
America has snubbed the League of Nations
Fascism has flourished in Germany
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