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YAHOO! SPAMGUARD
FAILS ME AGAIN
SUBJECT: I Need YOUR Assistance Dear Sir Greg Boos e, Good a thing to write you! I am MARBELL ADEL, 23years old and the
daugher of the late parents Mr. and Mrs. Adel. I am writing for you
to assist a me in a GRAVE matter here in the Ivory Coast. Dearest
one, I am in a sincere desire for your asstance in helping someone
you might be calling a friend. My sincere regards,
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SUBJECT: A FRIEND IN NEED! Dear Mr. Mister Greg Boose! I have suffered many setbacks in getting assistance from you or others nearest you in USA. Your aqcuaintance Stephen Nashert of Ohio is very sick. Hes vomitting and screaming in pain. He needs immediate medical assistance very soon. You know of him? He knows of you because your names and email was in his bag when my sisters and me found him near our road. PLEASE, Why won't anyone contact me here in the Ivory Coast?? The people of my village do not understand why my messages go without unanswered. Many of my emails are sent back to my email saying "FLAGGED" and "Undeliverable" and "You have reached your limit of outgoing emails this hour." Why WHY? Your friend. He needs very much help and we need to know if he is allergic to things or needs special medicines. Scared,
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SUBJECT: MY Village Needs you Dear Sir Boose of USA, It is sad to say that your friend or family member Stephen Nashert with OHIO ID has died in our villages medical tent. Me and my cousin Dr. Ali Musa (the manager of an Audit and Account Development bank) have been tried to email Nashert's contacts we found in his bag, but no one answered me us. Every email we send gets emailed back to us immediately as FAILED. This is very frustrating to my pleas. I am sorry very much to say he is dead due to a reaction with certain medicines our doctors given him. But there is more. In his bag there was also much diamonds. Also much cash. My villagers people do not use these items due to our religion and our ways of life, so therefore please note that we would like for you to help us prosceed with sending it to the USA. We tried emailing your USA embassy but those emails also came back to us as BLOCKED:LIKELY_SPAM. Always emails are coming back to me. Why is SPAM? Also there was book of baseball cardboard people in his bag with writing on them. We want to give all this back to you and NASHERTS family. Whoever responds first. Ops – my library time is almost gone. Prayfully and honest,
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SUBJECT: FINAL Attempt to reach to you Dearest and Kindest Boose; Therefore we did not hear back from your or others, my village gave all of dead Stephen Nasherts belongings to a Canadian who said he was fond of diamonds and monies. I apologize but this was sincerely necessary for our religious belief. The cardboard baseball people with black ink written on them were given to the children of our village for them to make toy boats to float. The children really liked the Ken Griffey Jr. and the Ted Williams cardboards. Honus Wagner is funny looking, no? Very yes. Before we chopped up NASHERT to be burnt, Greg Boose we found a old journal we feels belonging to you (said "Greg "BIGGIE + TUPAC" Boose") in his clothes pocket. Maybe you are missing this with its blue cover and broken lock? Inside are many stories about you and your large love for the girl name Shannen Doherty from Beverly Hills and how you want to stick your nose in her bottom. There is also much stories about wetting bedroom problems and plastic bedsheets. Is yours? If yours then we should get it back to your hands. I hope this email to you does not come back to me and FAILED. Graciously and Regards Best,
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SUBJECT: FREE GIFT for Y ou! Dear American Friend, Please read carefully and the soonest. I am offerring FREE download of funny American man's journal for your pleasure. Do you want to read about a man who cries about dead squirrels and being in the dark? Do you want to read about a man who loves Shannen Doherty of BeverlyHIlls so much he pees in his American bed? OH Ha ha oh. Attached is the download for your laughs. Enjoy in his personal secrets! Do the needful RIGHT NOW. Yuor Welcome, Greg Boose is a freelance writer living in Chicago. You must be this height to visit www.gregboose.com.
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