Highlights From the Portfolio of Robert Mapplethorpe, Wedding Photographer
- The transgender Officiant, semi-nude and shamed
- Bride, surrounded by flowers, looking into a mirror at her own anus
- Groom tying tie onto penis
- Zipping up and buttoning the wedding mask and leather boots
- Bride, parents, and my black friend Rodney with his half-erect member
- Ceremony violinist and cello player, naked on an embarrassed horse
- Groom looking into mirror with furry chest and suspenders, sea captains
hat
- Wedding dress lying over a chair, an unseen person sprinkling it
with urine
- Bride and father pause for an open-mouthed kiss
- Flower girl and cockring bearer walking down aisle
- The bride's veil, cigarette, and moustache
- Groom seeing bride for first time, regretfully remembering dirty
weekend on Fire Island with Rodney
- Parents being seated, then whipped by a topless Grace Jones
David and his fiancée hired a wedding photographer
in New York, which can cost as much as a baby on the black-market. David
is also published online in McSweeney's and
Feathertale.