Current Living Nobel Prize Winners in Literature Make Headlines for Short-Lived Intellectual Gossip Rag
Orhan Pamuk Dog-Ears Rare First Edition of "Madame Bovary"
Harold Pinter Misuses "Lay" and "Lie" During After-Hours Diatribe
Elfriede Jelinik Seen Laughing Uproariously Somewhere
J.M. Coetzee Admits the J.M. is There Only Because It Looks "Literary"
Imre Kertesz Makes a Hungary/Hungry Pun Outside Topeka IHOP
V.S. Naipaul Lashes Out at J.M. Coetzee for Doing The "Initials Thing" After He Already Called It
Gao Xingjian Announces Plans for Nativity Pop-Up Book
Gunter Grass Wrote Something Besides "The Tin Drum?"
Jose Saramago Admits He Knows What Allegory Is But Can't Really Explain it
Dario Fo Spied Pretending To Hold up The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Family Snapshot
Wislawa Szymborska Bootleg Video Shows Her Rhyming "Galaxy" with "Fallacy" at Early Coffee Haus Poetry Reading
Seamus Heaney Tells Undergraduates "Yeats is Actually Better Translated into Spanish"
Kenzaburo Oe, In Response to an Interviewer's Question on The Arcadian Transformations in His Work, Asks "You Mean That Old Band With Simon Lebon After Duran Duran Broke Up the First Time?"
Toni Morrison's First Draft of "Jazz" Alledgedly Influenced by Philip Glass
Derek Walcott Caught Writing For Fun
Nadine Gordimer Found Naked, Delirious With Copy of "Tuesdays With Morrie"
Wole Soyinka Finds Incoming Freshmen at UNLV, "The Usual Bunch of Honky Douchebags"
Gabriel Garcia Marquez Found To Have Tattoo of United Fruit Logo on Bicep
Yes, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is Still Apparently Alive